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Legenday Rinaldo Brothers at Smith Brothers

The Hot Rockin' Retros

Santa had a Christmas wish of his own - that I'd get the hell off of his lap

Santa's elf is teaching me how to...never mind!

A bad hair day

The Hot Rockin' Retros, when turquoise was cool

The Retros were not chromophobic

The Hot Rockin' Retros having one last practice before going in to play

The Legendary Rinaldo Brothers arrested at the airport circa 1978

The Retros off to a wet beach shirt contest

The Farfisa organ grinder

The night no one came to hear the Retros play

A scene from the Hot Rockin' Retros' film noir classic, "Hey! Sailor"

The Hot Rockin' Retros thinking it was a Valentine's Day gig

Aftermath performing for, not on, Viagra

My doc and I making a house call to rock the mics

Pssst!  You got any extra Man Tan, man?